Fat Pants

I tried on a pair of my pants, previously known as "fat pants", today. I fit into the pants just about as well as I can fit into my son's. (See illustration.) It seems that I grew into them and then some.

Rather than buy another generation of fat pants, I'm declaring war. Or at least a nasty letter and a few resolutions. Alright, here we go... I've got 40 pounds to lose. It used to be only 30 pounds to lose. Before that, it was only 20. (Etc.) Looks like treadmill time. B(

No, seriously this time.